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thegoddamazon:

freshoutoffucks:

latinagabi:

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opaul:

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pizzaforpresident:

sierrakushterbeck:

THIS COMMERICAL TAKES LIKE THE BIGGEST TURN FOR THE WORST EVER AND I DON’[T LIKE IT

OH MY GOD

YOU GUYS THIS IS AN ACTUAL COMMERCIAL 

WHAT

Welp, i disagree. I liked the video. I think it made my day oh my god.

I am fairly certain this is the best thing ever.

WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED

omg um… just a warning …. there’s blood

Crab man gif is accurate.

OMFG WHAT THE HELL

(Source: lightemup2chainz, via brashblacknonbeliever)

threewordphrase:

beesmygod:

my favorite threewordphrase relationship comics

It’s missing the one where the girlfriend is in her sweats but otherwise this is a nice collection of my relationship strips

(Source: rooneymara, via nobodysaiditwasgoingtobeeasy)

sentimentalroach:

“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”

For those who don’t know the story behind this:

Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.

Simpsons making me cry

(Source: wigglytuffs)