May 10 2012
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Wow. Hahah.
“You just ‘hit it and quit it’?”
I’M NOT YOUR BIOLOGICAL FATHER YOU TWAT.
Dead.
OMG what really got me was the hedgehog bit xD
Some of these are ones I haven’t seen before xD
How have I never seen this before?!
I AM DYING
(Source: azureusblue)
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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
I FUCKING KNEW WHAT IT WAS GONNA BE BUT I CLICKED ANYWAYS
HAHAHAHAHA! I am truly entertained by this! The humans are a more creative race than I originally imagined!
Brother, they have mimicked your likeness expertly!
(Source: venomranger, via hotdog-shotgun)
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Pokémon Facts: Reblog to win a Shiny Cyndaquil!!!
Cyndaquil
| Level 1
Aaron | 06293 | White
Modest | Blaze | 31 30 31 30 31 31 [HP: Grass 70]
Tackle, Leer, Quick Attack, Flamethrower
[Hatched at Skyarrow Bridge]For your chance to win this shiny Cyndaquil, ready to be EV trained and be used in battle, simply reblog this post. In…
May 09 2012
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Except that IS my pillow. All the pillows are mine now. Because you flattened mine you butthead.
Bite me. I have a heavy head apparently.
Pregnancy has 100% killed all the pillows in my life. You should see how lumpy and misshapen my body pillow is now.
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SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH
(Source: goddamnpimpqueen, via danceswithfaeriesunderthemoon)
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Except that IS my pillow. All the pillows are mine now. Because you flattened mine you butthead.
(via girlslovesextoo)
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May 08 2012
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